Wednesday, May 24

Hmmm..Bad Butch? or Good Butch?

-walks to the corner of the street-

Hoe: it'll be $500.
Me: well I've got a $5 what will you do for that?
Hoe: Well it depends on what you want.
Me: Ice cream cone?
Hoe: **puzzled**
Me: So...
Hoe: **walks away**

-Exits hoe.

Me: I thought they liked cream. **confused**

-Enters Old Lady (a.k.a. Butch's Mom)

Me: what will $5 get me?
Old Lady: Well, my son likes to do things for $5.
Me: does he have anything with cream?
Old Lady: Well, he does have something with cream but it isn't that big. Definetly not worth your $5.
Me: Well...Where is he?
Old Lady: the blue oyster
Me: Okay talk another time

**Walks away**

-Enters the blue oyster-


Me: uhhhhhh **confused**
Butch: what are you doing in here?
Me: looking for you =Butch: what the fuck do you want kid?
Me: **hands him my $5**
Butch: **gets on his knees**

.....**plays scary music**.....

Me: Thanks.
Butch: no problem

-Exits stage right.....

Hmmm What did Butch do??????

[7] Smoked a Cigarette:

Blogger Shandi Kincaid said...

I don't know what he did.. but uhh yeah sounds kinda umm.. sexual.. ewww.. thats sick. haha. i love you babe.

11:46:00 AM  
Blogger Bunny said...

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ohhh Butchie's gonna love that.

12:49:00 PM  
Blogger ♥___Kid.™ said...

-brushes my shoulders- Psh, and that's how it is.

6:22:00 PM  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

Thank you, Andrew. That was lovely. I like the part where you felched my wad out of your own ass and then blew bubbles with it.

6:37:00 PM  
Blogger ♥___Kid.™ said...

I know but wasn't it great.

Good times, good times.

8:30:00 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

Such language! You kids...

9:15:00 AM  
Blogger ♥___Kid.™ said...

kids..where you looking? around yourself? there ain't no kids here hoe.

9:07:00 PM  

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